Cornfield Storyteller Gifts

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Ghost School.

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

The Perfect Garden.

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

'Your barn door's open.'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

'Switch off that mobile phone, we can't afford to have you distracted: You're on watch duty!'

'Certainly you may invite a friend to lunch. Bring him in.'

"My biggest problem is squatters."

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

"I'm sorry sir, but the next available time slot for a mating fight is Thursday morning at ten..."

Cornrows

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"Yeah, 'Dog', just 'Dog'. I'm a working dog and my farmer is not the sentimental type. . ."

Cheetah: 'WHOA, Gesundheit!'

Country Music Awards

"I wasn't ghosting you I promise!"