Cornfield Storyteller Pillows

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Ghost School.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

The Perfect Garden.

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

'Your barn door's open.'

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

'Switch off that mobile phone, we can't afford to have you distracted: You're on watch duty!'

Cornrows

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"I'm sorry sir, but the next available time slot for a mating fight is Thursday morning at ten..."

"My biggest problem is squatters."

"Lily, Rose, this is Violet."

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

"I wasn't ghosting you I promise!"

Girl with book.

Cheetah: 'WHOA, Gesundheit!'

'Ooh, look at Ned. He must be practicing for some sort of shadow puppet competition.'

"Yeah, 'Dog', just 'Dog'. I'm a working dog and my farmer is not the sentimental type. . ."