Cornfield Philosophers Pillows

Add comfort and charm with pillows that feature playful quotes and imagery inspired by cornfield philosophers, making their favorite space even more reflective of their personality.

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"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay." mockup

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay." mockup

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay." mockup

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay." mockup

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?" mockup

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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You can't get what up

You can't get what up mockup

You can't get what up mockup

You can't get what up mockup

You can't get what up mockup

You can't get what up

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'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.' mockup

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.' mockup

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.' mockup

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.' mockup

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

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"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother." mockup

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother." mockup

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother." mockup

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother." mockup

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

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"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!" mockup

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!" mockup

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!" mockup

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!" mockup

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

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Grass: We lost some good men today!

Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours." mockup

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours." mockup

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours." mockup

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours." mockup

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

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"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy." mockup

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy." mockup

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy." mockup

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy." mockup

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

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"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield." mockup

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield." mockup

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield." mockup

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield." mockup

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

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"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

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'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?'

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?' mockup

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?' mockup

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?' mockup

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?' mockup

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?'

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"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922 mockup

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922 mockup

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922 mockup

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922 mockup

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

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Dept. de Philosophie

Dept. de Philosophie mockup

Dept. de Philosophie mockup

Dept. de Philosophie mockup

Dept. de Philosophie mockup

Dept. de Philosophie

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs" mockup

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs" mockup

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs" mockup

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs" mockup

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs"

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"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..." mockup

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..." mockup

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..." mockup

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..." mockup

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

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'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!' mockup

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!' mockup

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!' mockup

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!' mockup

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

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"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in." mockup

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in." mockup

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in." mockup

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in." mockup

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

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"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak." mockup

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak." mockup

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak." mockup

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak." mockup

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

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"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!" mockup

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!" mockup

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!" mockup

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!" mockup

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

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Thinker ponders milking stool.

Thinker ponders milking stool. mockup

Thinker ponders milking stool. mockup

Thinker ponders milking stool. mockup

Thinker ponders milking stool. mockup

Thinker ponders milking stool.

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"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there."

"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there." mockup

"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there." mockup

"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there." mockup

"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there." mockup

"Walden Pond is fine as long as Thoreau isn't there."

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Europe

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How does she get her grass so green?

How does she get her grass so green? mockup

How does she get her grass so green? mockup

How does she get her grass so green? mockup

How does she get her grass so green? mockup

How does she get her grass so green?

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Poet and Peasant

Poet and Peasant mockup

Poet and Peasant mockup

Poet and Peasant mockup

Poet and Peasant mockup

Poet and Peasant

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"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload mockup

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload mockup

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload mockup

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload mockup

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload

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"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives." mockup

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives." mockup

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives." mockup

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives." mockup

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

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'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...' mockup

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...' mockup

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...' mockup

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...' mockup

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

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Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over. mockup

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over. mockup

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over. mockup

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over. mockup

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

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"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."

"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline." mockup

"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline." mockup

"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline." mockup

"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline." mockup

"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."

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A vegetarian cursing a cow.

A vegetarian cursing a cow. mockup

A vegetarian cursing a cow. mockup

A vegetarian cursing a cow. mockup

A vegetarian cursing a cow. mockup

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

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'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.' mockup

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.' mockup

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.' mockup

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.' mockup

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

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Cornfield Philosophers Pillows Collection

Cornfield Philosophers Mugs

Explore more mugs that celebrate cornfield philosophers and their whimsical take on life's big questions.

Cornfield Philosophers Prints

Browse prints that showcase the charming and witty spirit of cornfield philosophers, ideal for decorating their personal space.

Cornfield Philosophers T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that combine rural humor and philosophical wit—perfect for any cornfield philosopher’s wardrobe.