Cop Joke Lover Gifts

'Donut shop is down the hall to your right - and I'm not answering any more questions without my lawyer present.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

'Asking for a lawyer was a good move. You can't outsmart the cops by yourself.' (Lawyer is a puppet being operated by policeman).

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"We're all metric now..."

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

The Automatic Policeman

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

'He had it coming..He said my mother had an arse like the back of a cart horse!'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

'Even my three year old doesn't believe in that last one.'

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

'Okay, sit there. . . but give me the keys.'

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."

Christmas Police

Policemen

"Avon calling..!"

"Come on out, Rocco. We know you're in there."

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

Don't Walk - "They Buddy, can't you read!"

Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lousy Cop