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'Not my idea of an open top car'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Home depot."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

"The new house is almost ready!"

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Happy Birthday!"

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Guitar Hero.

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Saguaro Cacti.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."