Conversation Companion Pillows

'Roy, am I boring you?'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I heard they mate for life."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Best friends without borders.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Bar Therapy

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Love.

The Tangents talk it over.

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

And what kind of banter do you want with that? I got light, witty, or wry. Breakfast.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

McHappy

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

"The doctor said I need to shop around for a casket. I asked for a second opinion and he suggested cremation."