Conversation Companion Prints

'Roy, am I boring you?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"I heard they mate for life."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Best friends without borders.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Bar Therapy

Love.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

The Tangents talk it over.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"The doctor said I need to shop around for a casket. I asked for a second opinion and he suggested cremation."

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

McHappy