Control Group Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who considers themselves a control group connoisseur? Our collection features clever, humorous products that reflect a love of experimental science and creative flair. Perfect for sparking conversations, these items add a touch of wit to any space or wardrobe.

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At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.' mockup

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

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"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate" mockup

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

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Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?' mockup

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

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'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!' mockup

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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S**t Threw a Goose

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Man frozen in portrait pose.

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"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed." mockup

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

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Moliere

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"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight." mockup

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

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"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut." mockup

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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Bleak House

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Charles Dickens.

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"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!" mockup

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

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Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club mockup

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

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'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.' mockup

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

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The Croucho Club

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'This course is a great ego builder.' mockup

'This course is a great ego builder.'

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"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things." mockup

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

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"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem." mockup

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

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"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'." mockup

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

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'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.' mockup

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

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'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.' mockup

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

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The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark mockup

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

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'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft' mockup

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

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"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet." mockup

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

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Sergei Rachmaninov

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When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville! mockup

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

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"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay." mockup

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

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'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.' mockup

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

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Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

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'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!' mockup

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

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Control Group Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Control Group Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for control group connoisseurs, offering clever designs sure to brighten their day.

Control Group Connoisseur Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add a witty, scientific touch to any room, perfect for the control group connoisseur's home.

Control Group Connoisseur Prints

Browse prints that celebrate scientific curiosity and creativity, ideal for giving their space a clever, intriguing vibe.

Control Group Connoisseur T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that speak to the experimental spirit of control group connoisseurs with humorous and stylish designs.