Control Group Connoisseur T-Shirts

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

S**t Threw a Goose

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

C Day Lewis.

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

The Croucho Club

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.