Contraception Humorists Gifts

Looking for the ideal gift for someone with a bold sense of humor about contraception? Our collection of playful and cheeky items celebrates safe sex with wit and style. Whether it's for a friend, partner, or yourself, these products bring humor to an important topic, making conversations about contraception fun and relaxed. Explore our range of cleverly designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase your sense of humor while spreading awareness.

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'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?' mockup

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

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'It took a little time, but we finally made the house baby-proof.'

'It took a little time, but we finally made the house baby-proof.' mockup

'It took a little time, but we finally made the house baby-proof.'

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"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own." mockup

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

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"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!" mockup

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

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"That new drug causes flatulence." mockup

"That new drug causes flatulence."

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'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!' mockup

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

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"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!" mockup

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

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"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy." mockup

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

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'One placebo or two, doctor?'

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A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'. mockup

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

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'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..' mockup

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

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'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?' mockup

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

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Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription. mockup

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

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"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD." mockup

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

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"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated." mockup

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

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Fertility Clinic

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'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!' mockup

'You'd better stick with blurry eyes, anxiety attacks and hallucinations, because he drug prescription, I'd give,shows even greater side effects!'

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'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!' mockup

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

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Sea of Tranquillity

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'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.' mockup

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

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"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach." mockup

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

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"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire. mockup

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.

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"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications."

"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications." mockup

"Your report card says you don't interact well with other medications."

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"Do you carry generic placebos?"

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'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!' mockup

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'

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"After 9 months floating here, instead of a birth certificate I should get a diver certification."

"After 9 months floating here, instead of a birth certificate I should get a diver certification." mockup

"After 9 months floating here, instead of a birth certificate I should get a diver certification."

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The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Could I examine your cervix?'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Could I examine your cervix?' mockup

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Could I examine your cervix?'

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'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.' mockup

'You can sniff out pet supplies on aisle five.'

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'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?' mockup

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

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"It's a birthing position, Dan. Quit yelling 'Hike.'"

"It's a birthing position, Dan. Quit yelling 'Hike.'" mockup

"It's a birthing position, Dan. Quit yelling 'Hike.'"

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"No, it's not mentioned in the side effects. But you have noticed that it's a full moon tonight, haven't you?"

"No, it's not mentioned in the side effects. But you have noticed that it's a full moon tonight, haven't you?" mockup

"No, it's not mentioned in the side effects. But you have noticed that it's a full moon tonight, haven't you?"

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"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"

"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!" mockup

"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"

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'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!' mockup

'You've gotta help me! I can't read my own writing!'

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Contraception Humorists Gifts Collection

Contraception Humorists Mugs

Explore our collection of contraception humorist mugs and find the perfect funny gift for those who appreciate a good laugh about safe sex.

Contraception Humorists Pillows

Discover our contraception humorist pillows—funny, cozy, and perfect for adding a playful touch to your living space.

Contraception Humorists Prints

Browse our contraception humorist prints for entertaining artwork that adds a humorous spin to your home decor.

Contraception Humorists T-Shirts

Check out our contraception humorist t-shirts for bold, witty designs that speak volumes and bring humor to everyday style.