Contemporary Dining Lover T-Shirts

"One order loaves and fishes. Would you like fries with that?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'Can I get a box for this?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'How do you guys want your trans fatty acids prepared?'

"We're out of flowers."

"Linguini for two?"

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"What do you recommend today?"

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Fast Food Restaurant

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Three Pigs.

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

" and my husband will have..."

"Oops, my bad … It is vinegar."