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Constitutionalist Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift that combines clever constitutional humor with creative charm? Our collection features products that playfully explore constitutionalist wit, perfect for history enthusiasts who love a good laugh. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a witty t-shirt, or a humorous print, these items make a thoughtful gift for those passionate about history and the Constitution. Celebrate constitutionalist humorists with unique designs that spark conversation and smiles, making your gift memorable and meaningful.
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
They're Not Just That Into It
UK/US Free Trade Deal
No-Work Orange
Trump! The Musical
'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
"Judgement Day: Division Four"
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'
"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."
"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."
"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."
Patent Attorney (invisible man)
'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'
"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"
Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam
The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.
'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'
Uncle Donnie
John F. Kennedy
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
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Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy
'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'
"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."
European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.
"Beware of Don"
'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'
'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'
Constitutionalist Humorist Gifts Collection
Constitutionalist Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever constitutionalist humor—perfect for lively mornings and thoughtful sips.
Constitutionalist Humorist Pillows
Bring constitutional wit home with pillows that blend humor and history seamlessly—great for adding personality to any room.
Constitutionalist Humorist Prints
Decorate with a touch of constitutional humor through our unique prints—ideal for fans of history and clever art.
Constitutionalist Humorist T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate constitutionalist humor with style and sass—perfect for history buffs and humor lovers.