Constitutionalist Humorist Prints

It Looked Good On Paper.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Uncle Donnie

John F. Kennedy

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Beware of Don"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'