Constitutionalist Humorist Mugs

Start the day with a dose of constitutionalist humor! Our mugs feature clever, witty designs that celebrate the founders' wit and wisdom—perfect for history lovers and political humor fans alike.

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It Looked Good On Paper.

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"She's fine. She just needs some tofu." mockup

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida." mockup

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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UK/US Free Trade Deal

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No-Work Orange

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Trump! The Musical

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'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?' mockup

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

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"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts" mockup

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?' mockup

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

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"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears." mockup

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

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"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney." mockup

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

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'He's downgrading the credit agencies.' mockup

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head." mockup

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

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Patent Attorney (invisible man)

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'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.' mockup

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

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The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement. mockup

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

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"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?" mockup

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

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Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam mockup

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

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'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...' mockup

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

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Uncle Donnie

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John F. Kennedy

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European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone. mockup

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

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Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000 mockup

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

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"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!" mockup

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

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'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?' mockup

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

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"Beware of Don"

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"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!" mockup

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

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CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!' mockup

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

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"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt." mockup

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

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'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.' mockup

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

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'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?' mockup

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

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Constitutionalist Humorist Mugs Collection

Constitutionalist Humorist Pillows

Bring constitutional wit home with pillows that blend humor and history seamlessly—great for adding personality to any room.

Constitutionalist Humorist Prints

Decorate with a touch of constitutional humor through our unique prints—ideal for fans of history and clever art.

Constitutionalist Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate constitutionalist humor with style and sass—perfect for history buffs and humor lovers.