Constitution Collectors Gifts

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Antonin Scalia

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'Does it come on Disc?'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

'How old is this vase?'