Constitution Protector Gifts

"He calls it a harmless little faith-based initiative, but I say it's intrusive and unconstitutional!"

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

US Capitol Building Toppled

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Best System in the World

'Look...a fresh one!'

Antonin Scalia

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

"With Trump in office, we'll learn if the Constitution protects us from autocrats."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

'Nice, but let's call them the 'Bill of Rights' instead of the 'Bill of Loopholes'.'

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

Hands off my IP

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'

"Witness will confine herself to answering counsel's questions, and refrain from giving opinions as to constitutionality and the like."

An idiot's guide to the American Constitution.