"On the bright side...at least y'all don't have to wear those dadgum masks."
Constitutional Protector Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who champions the constitution? Our creative collection offers humorous and heartfelt items that honor their commitment to justice and liberty. Perfect for lawyers, activists, and civics enthusiasts alike.
"You're fired."
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
The Environmentalist
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I love you too, big guy."
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.
Evolution.
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.
Global Warming Coming Soon!
"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"
Coronavirus
Igloo for birds.
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater
US Capitol Building Toppled
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."
"That's an everblue."
"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."
Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.
Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.
'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'
"Now I'm just cleaning up."
'Thar she blows!'
Constitutional Protector Gifts Collection
Constitutional Protector Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for constitutional protectors. Perfect for daily inspiration and a touch of humor at work or home.
Constitutional Protector Pillows
Brighten their space with pillows celebrating justice and democracy. Cozy, witty, and meaningful for your constitutional protector.
Constitutional Protector Prints
Decorate their wall with prints that honor constitutional protectors. Inspirational words and clever designs to remind them of their vital role.
Constitutional Protector T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that proudly showcase your constitutional protector’s spirit. Ideal for activism, casual wear, or a thoughtful gift.