Constitutional Protector Gifts

"On the bright side...at least y'all don't have to wear those dadgum masks."

"You're fired."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

US Capitol Building Toppled

Igloo for birds.

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Coronavirus

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Thar she blows!'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.