Conscious Investor Gifts

Ethical investment - piggy bank

"Good For You / Bad For You"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'The U.S. has less than 5% of the world's population, but consumes 25% of its natural resources. Pretty outrageous, isn't it?'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

The Climate Change Debate Explained

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Financial Prudence disappears.

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'The diagnostic computer says it's in your financial best interest to invest in the companies whose drugs you take.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Horn of Plenty.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"