Conscience_catalyst Gifts

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Prejudice/Empathy

Baby Scientist

Environmental Conscience

Sportswasher's

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"God's Gift to Women?"

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

'This wheel thing that you've invented - what does it actually do?'

Check your conscience, Senator?

Immigrating to the City

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Eight ways to skin a cat.

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

Introducing clean conscience products

Baseball Angels

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

'How can you sleep at night?'

Think - But not too much.

The Human Stain.

"How do you expect me to have empathy for the poor and walk in your shoes when your shoes when you're not wearing any."

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

'I get that it was wrong. I don't get why it matters.'

'I know right from wrong and that's been holding me back.'

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'