Connoisseur Of Cabernet Gifts

'One develops a nose...'

'A cheeky red?'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Bacchus.

Bubbly

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Man...You age great!'

"I make it myself!"

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Redhead

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"You're never home."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Leo McKern

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'