Cabernet Collector Gifts

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

Wine Lady

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

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"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Bottletrees.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Your shout!"

Wine of the Day Club

Love wine

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Wine

Ad Valorem

'Red for me, please.'

"To toast!"

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"Wine not?"

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

A Good Year.

'Twenty-five years for buying a Chateau Beychevelle from out-of-state: On the bright side, when you get out, it'll be ready to drink.'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

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