Connoisseur Of Cabernet Pillows

'One develops a nose...'

'A cheeky red?'

Bacchus.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Bubbly

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I make it myself!"

'Man...You age great!'

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"You're never home."

Redhead

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.

Leo McKern

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

Wine at the Bar

French Army knife