Connected Living Advocate Gifts

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Price may vary with weather.

New Hampshire Minute

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"You won’t need refills."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Friendly bacteria

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Fresh eggs!'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Castle Efficiency

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'