Connected Living Advocate Gifts

"I swear- the next one of you that beeps at me is gonna be sorry."

"Alexa, will you be my friend?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Sloth 10K.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Price may vary with weather.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

New Hampshire Minute

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"You won’t need refills."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Friendly bacteria

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

'Fresh eggs!'

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

Castle Efficiency

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'