Confident Charmers Pillows

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

You're the olive in my martini

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

'Do you come here often?'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Rosie Cheeks

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

At The Beach.

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

'Mismatched Mantras'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

"What would your super-power be?"

"Do you reject guys like me here often?"