Confident Charmer Pillows

"Do you reject guys like me here often?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"What would your super-power be?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Why we need poetry. . .

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

You're the olive in my martini

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Do you come here often?'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Romance in Pink

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Social butterfly

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

At The Beach.

"OK...I've worked all week on my self-confidence. So asking Smiley to the movies should be easy! C'mon Baldo, you can do it! Just concentrate...and it'll happen!"

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Snake Charmer

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'I adore a man of many parts.'