Confident Charmer Mugs

"Do you reject guys like me here often?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"What would your super-power be?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Why we need poetry. . .

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

You're the olive in my martini

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Do you come here often?'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Romance in Pink

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Social butterfly

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

Snake Charmer

"OK...I've worked all week on my self-confidence. So asking Smiley to the movies should be easy! C'mon Baldo, you can do it! Just concentrate...and it'll happen!"

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"

"Since I never accepted any more challenges after my win against the hare, I remain undefeated..."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'I adore a man of many parts.'

At The Beach.

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'