Conference Comic Gifts

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Inclusive speech

The interested bystanders.

Superheroes take a selfie

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Official Fight Cards

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Conference Pears

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'And in conclusion.'