Condensed Classics Enthusiast Gifts

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Henrik Ibsen,

'Caesar salad?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Moliere

The furies

Tosca on the balcony

The Mother Of Damocles

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Mark Twain

Bleak House

Seneca

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"