Condensed Classics Enthusiast Prints

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Invisible Man for All Seasons

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Henrik Ibsen,

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'Caesar salad?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Quentin Tarantino

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

Selfie

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Seneca

The furies

Bleak House

Mark Twain

The Mother Of Damocles

Tosca on the balcony

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.