Concert Hall with entrances for mobiles and coughs.
Concert Etiquette Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a concert etiquette enthusiast? Discover unique items that blend humor and sophistication, celebrating their love for music and the importance of proper manners at gigs. These gifts are sure to strike a chord with anyone who values respecting others while enjoying live music, making each concert experience memorable and refined.
Wrapper Crinkling Area
A Symphony of Penguins
'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'
Cimafunk
Concert Pianist.
Felix Mendelssohn
Anna Calvi
I love my Timpani
Piano and Pianist with broken legs.
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
Freddie Mercury
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."
'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''
Mark Knopfler.
Popera!
Musical genres
'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'
Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.
'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.
Cesar Franck
Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'
Singer and her microphone
"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."
Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.
Mick Jagger.
Dino Fest
Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.
"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."
"I miss diving into a mosh pit."
Trying cellos, too big!
Concert Etiquette Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Concert Etiquette Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for concert etiquette enthusiasts and elevate their coffee or tea breaks.
Concert Etiquette Enthusiast Pillows
Find cozy and funny pillows that celebrate concert etiquette—perfect for relaxing at home or decorating a music space.
Concert Etiquette Enthusiast Prints
Browse our stylish prints that honor the art of enjoying music with civility and humor—great for any music lover’s wall.
Concert Etiquette Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts made for music lovers who value proper concert manners and good vibes.