'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'
Quirky Etiquette Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates the quirky side of etiquette lovers? Our collection offers humorous and stylish products perfect for anyone who appreciates good manners with a twist. From witty mugs and clever t-shirts to charming pillows and art prints, these gifts add a playful yet refined touch to their everyday routine—ideal for those who take their etiquette seriously... with a sense of humor!
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"
Illustration from an Unpublished Novel
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'
Only One Item or Fewer.
"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"
'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'
'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."
'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'
'Don't get up!'
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"
'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'
"All rise."
'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'
'So are you the wise guy that thinks my food is not good enough to regurgitate and maul between your hands?'
'D'you have any salt?'
'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'
"More?"
"I hit reply all too many times."
"I taught him to eat with a fork."
'I need to take this call... please mumble to yourself.'
"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"
". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."
Quirky Etiquette Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Quirky Etiquette Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of humorously sophisticated mugs for the quirky etiquette lover—ideal for sharing a laugh over coffee or tea.
Quirky Etiquette Enthusiast Pillows
Find charming and humorous pillows that add personality and laughter to their living space—ideal for the etiquette enthusiast with a sense of humor.
Quirky Etiquette Enthusiast Prints
Browse our fun and elegant prints designed for etiquette lovers who enjoy decorating with a humorous and stylish flair.
Quirky Etiquette Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover witty and stylish t-shirts perfect for the quirky etiquette enthusiast—showcase their fun side with a touch of class.