Concert Etiquette Expert Gifts

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

Cimafunk

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

A baby playing on a grand piano

Mark Knopfler.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Popera!

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

Singer and her microphone

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Cesar Franck

Let's shake on it.

Dino Fest

Mick Jagger.

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'I realize this is your first sales call, young man, but 15 minutes is way too long to shake hands.'

Nick Cave.

"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

"First gig in a while?"

Ah Ha!

And on facilitation...

That's my son