Modern Etiquette Expert Gifts

Looking for a gift for the modern etiquette expert? Discover clever, well-designed products that celebrate good manners with a contemporary twist. Perfect for those who value etiquette but love a touch of humor and modern flair. Whether it’s for a professional, a hobbyist, or someone passionate about refined manners, our collection offers a playful yet sophisticated way to say you appreciate their etiquette expertise.

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'GBY.' Text speak for 'God bless you.' mockup

'GBY.' Text speak for 'God bless you.'

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'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!' mockup

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

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'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.' mockup

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

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"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?" mockup

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

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"Hipsters"

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"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them" mockup

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

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'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?' mockup

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

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'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.' mockup

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

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'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.' mockup

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

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'No high dives off the veranda, OK?' mockup

'No high dives off the veranda, OK?'

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If bar stools were like playground swings...

If bar stools were like playground swings... mockup

If bar stools were like playground swings...

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'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.' mockup

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

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"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password." mockup

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

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"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady." mockup

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

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"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks." mockup

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

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"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless." mockup

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

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'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?' mockup

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

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"When offering the wine list, we don't say, 'Something to wash that down with'!"

"When offering the wine list, we don't say, 'Something to wash that down with'!" mockup

"When offering the wine list, we don't say, 'Something to wash that down with'!"

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"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

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Ladies' Game

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Let's shake on it.

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"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous." mockup

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

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"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths." mockup

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

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"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."

"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji." mockup

"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."

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"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!" mockup

"Guys, can you be quiet for a minute please: I'm on a call!"

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Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.' mockup

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

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"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself." mockup

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

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That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie? mockup

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

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"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

"He must have picked that up at the kennel." mockup

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

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Gratuities: Fine presumptuous dining. mockup

Gratuities: Fine presumptuous dining.

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Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club mockup

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

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"Please try to look as though you are enjoying it. The waiter keeps giving us funny looks."

"Please try to look as though you are enjoying it. The waiter keeps giving us funny looks." mockup

"Please try to look as though you are enjoying it. The waiter keeps giving us funny looks."

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"You rang, m'lord?"

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"Dad, I swear - I didn't sneeze!" mockup

"Dad, I swear - I didn't sneeze!"

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"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell." mockup

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

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Modern Etiquette Expert Gifts Collection

Modern Etiquette Expert Mugs

Looking for more ways to delight an etiquette lover? Check out our collection of humor-infused mugs perfect for the modern manners enthusiast.

Modern Etiquette Expert Pillows

Bring humor and elegance to their home decor with our quirky pillows—perfect for the modern etiquette expert’s cozy space.

Modern Etiquette Expert Prints

Brighten up their walls with our tasteful prints that celebrate the art of good manners with a modern, witty twist.

Modern Etiquette Expert T-Shirts

Explore our stylish t-shirts that bring humor and style together—ideal for anyone passionate about modern etiquette with a playful edge.