Modern Etiquette Theorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the modern etiquette theorist? Celebrate their love for contemporary manners with cleverly themed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for those who enjoy a dash of wit and sophistication in their daily life. Whether for a friend, colleague, or yourself, find creative and stylish items that speak to their love of good manners and modern social graces.

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"Darling, you're going to have to text our son to ask if he wants some potatoes."

"Darling, you're going to have to text our son to ask if he wants some potatoes." mockup

"Darling, you're going to have to text our son to ask if he wants some potatoes."

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"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks." mockup

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

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Let's shake on it.

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'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.' mockup

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

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That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie? mockup

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

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"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself." mockup

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

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'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.' mockup

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

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"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell." mockup

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

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No Pontificating in the Bean Bag Chair mockup

No Pontificating in the Bean Bag Chair

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'Do you have to slurp while you eat?' mockup

'Do you have to slurp while you eat?'

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'Are you a footballer?'

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Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.' mockup

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

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"Eye contact is good, but eye contact without blinking is not."

"Eye contact is good, but eye contact without blinking is not." mockup

"Eye contact is good, but eye contact without blinking is not."

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A guest departing a party.

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"How would you like me to answer that question? As a member of my ethnic group, educational class, income group, or religious category?"

"How would you like me to answer that question? As a member of my ethnic group, educational class, income group, or religious category?" mockup

"How would you like me to answer that question? As a member of my ethnic group, educational class, income group, or religious category?"

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'On The Face Of It.'

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"OK, gotta go...hey, why is everyone at my table singing the Hallelujah chorus?"

"OK, gotta go...hey, why is everyone at my table singing the Hallelujah chorus?" mockup

"OK, gotta go...hey, why is everyone at my table singing the Hallelujah chorus?"

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"I'm going to tell the Wagners we can't make their party. Is sending a drone in our place proper etiquette?"

"I'm going to tell the Wagners we can't make their party. Is sending a drone in our place proper etiquette?" mockup

"I'm going to tell the Wagners we can't make their party. Is sending a drone in our place proper etiquette?"

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'It's a new idea - a cell phone booth, where people can talk privately without disturbing others.'

'It's a new idea - a cell phone booth, where people can talk privately without disturbing others.' mockup

'It's a new idea - a cell phone booth, where people can talk privately without disturbing others.'

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"All my sophisticated payment apps say the same thing - it's your turn to pay."

"All my sophisticated payment apps say the same thing - it's your turn to pay." mockup

"All my sophisticated payment apps say the same thing - it's your turn to pay."

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"May I have this dance, Miss?"

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"You can't do that, Scott – this is Chicago."

"You can't do that, Scott – this is Chicago." mockup

"You can't do that, Scott – this is Chicago."

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'Put away that damned smartphone!' mockup

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

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'What's the quietest picture? I want to use my phone in peace.'

'What's the quietest picture? I want to use my phone in peace.' mockup

'What's the quietest picture? I want to use my phone in peace.'

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'Stay for dinner? Are you sure? - We don't want to wear out our welcome.'

'Stay for dinner? Are you sure? - We don't want to wear out our welcome.' mockup

'Stay for dinner? Are you sure? - We don't want to wear out our welcome.'

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Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life mockup

Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life

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Procedure - A Fact.

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"My name's Troy, and I'll be your server tonight." "My name's Fred, and I'll be talking way too loudly about my colon." "I'm still learning my name, and I'll be screaming for no good reason."

"My name's Troy, and I'll be your server tonight." "My name's Fred, and I'll be talking way too loudly about my colon." "I'm still learning my name, and I'll be screaming for no good reason."

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