Concert Etiquette Expert Mugs

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Popera!

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

Cesar Franck

Singer and her microphone

Let's shake on it.

Dino Fest

'I realize this is your first sales call, young man, but 15 minutes is way too long to shake hands.'

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

And on facilitation...

Ah Ha!

Roadie

That's my son