Concert Etiquette Enthusiast Pillows

Concert Hall with entrances for mobiles and coughs.

Wrapper Crinkling Area

A Symphony of Penguins

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Concert Pianist.

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

I love my Timpani

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Freddie Mercury

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Mark Knopfler.

Popera!

Musical genres

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Cesar Franck

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Singer and her microphone

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Mick Jagger.

Dino Fest

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Trying cellos, too big!