Conception Journey Pillows

"I hate these stupid egg hunts."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I'm so good at this!"

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Look, son, real estate."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'Hold it!'

Biological Alarm Clock.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Waiting Room

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Mountain Dads

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

The relay race

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

Obstetrics.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

"I lost the spelling bee on the word 'gangsta.' "

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

Bypass the Falls