Family Planning Journey Pillows

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

The Tunnel Of Love

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Preventive medicine.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'OK...now what?'

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

Lesbians for Christ

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'I'm pregnant, the dog and cat arepregnant,even the gold fish is pregnant - it beats me how you ever became a family planning counsellor...'

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Pregnancy Test

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Children.

Fertility Clinic

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Bob hated baby talk.