Planning For Family Pillows

Family Planning Workshop 1+1=3

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Grounded

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'