Planning For A Child Pillows

"Perhaps we should start reading books about having a child."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"We balanced our budget this month!"

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

'OK...now what?'

Baby reading 'To do list'.

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

Frog Baby Names

Lesbians for Christ

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Pregnancy Test