Computer Wizard Liking Their Kingdom Gifts

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Nerd tryouts.

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Computer operator welding machine.

Tech support...can I help you!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

Go on! Pick a card.

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Manual Labor.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

True Loves

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

computer trick with teapot and cup

'They don't get any more operator friendly than this one.'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

'What's that terrible smell?'

Spell Checker

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