Worship Wizards Gifts

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

Late BroomStick

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

On second thought, your honor

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

Hairy Potter and friend..

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

Woman riding a sleigh pulled by a black cat

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

Mark Morgan

Dorothy and the singles bar

"I keep telling you, I've been over the rainbow and while there, I didn't have any income!"