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Rudy, do you have a sec to chat? Did you just call me Rudy? It seems I did. You didn't call me geek, or loser, or knucklehead. You want something. You need a favor, don't you? You're kissing up to me! This is going to be very painful. I answer only to computer king love stud.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Nerd tryouts.

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

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Tech support...can I help you!

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Manual Labor.

Go on! Pick a card.

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

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'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

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'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

True Loves

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

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"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."

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'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

'They don't get any more operator friendly than this one.'

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

"That's Bill, from tech support."

'What's that terrible smell?'

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