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'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Home depot."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

D.I.Y

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Money exchange

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.