Compassionate Storyteller Gifts

The new boy was teased for being different.

ROYAL NATIONAL INSTITUTE of the BLIND

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

Reading

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Baby Bear.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Mephistopheles

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"You think it's tough down there?"

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

Gag - a graphic novel

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Young Stephen King