Courageous Storyteller Gifts

War Correspondent

Danger-zone journalists.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Daughters at Bedtime

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"Whoops - I Accidentally Pressed 'Elevator Pitch.'"

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

The new boy was teased for being different.

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'Thank you for your submission. If we're interested, we'll be in touch.'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

"Constructive criticism? It says I can't write my way out of a paper bag, and you call it constructive criticism."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 3

James Cameron

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."