Enthusiastic Storyteller Gifts

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Swan Fairy Tales

Victor Hugo

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Where was the TSA?'

J. R. R. Tolkien

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Hansel and Gretal

"This is what's known as a book."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Jacques et Jille

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be