Affectionate Storyteller Gifts

'Catching them young' Man reading to child in bed '...seven maidens, four wickets for sixty...'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Tristan Und Isolde

Catch and release dating.

Daughters at Bedtime

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

The new boy was teased for being different.

"You may now kiss the bride."

The Battle of the Pictures.

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

Spirit of love

'We'll never make it, Sean. I'm ‘Once upon a time' and you're ‘It was a dark and stormy night.''

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

Catch of the day.

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

"Let's see... marry, divorce, remarry; divorce, then remarry husband #1... your classic interquel/sequel/prequel Hollywood romance."

'I almost fell in love with a psychic, but she left me before we met!'

Lohengrin

"What do you care how many frogs I kissed before I found you."

'I met your father on a fairytale weekend in Yosemite. It was love at first sighting.'