Empathetic Storyteller Gifts

'Hey, pal -- Don't knock it if you haven't tried it!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"Are you OK hun?"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Baby Bear.

Reading

Cares and woes.

Gag - a graphic novel

Mephistopheles

Young Stephen King

"We must do something about these refugees..."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Purple Fairy

The new boy was teased for being different.

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

My Prince.

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Snow white and the aliens.

"Thanks, I knew I could count on you to turn my problem into something way worse that happened to you."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.