Heartfelt Storyteller Gifts

A Showbiz Love Story

Spirit of love

The Offer of Love

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

True confessions.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Children's Party

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Reading

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Baby Bear.

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'